Archive for November, 2011

Beyonce’s Unborn Baby Has A Ballin’ Ass Bathtub

What’s drugs my dealer? Whats tubs my bieber? Ball so hard.

You’re looking at a $5,200 Swarovski crystal-studded bathtub custom-made for hiphop’s royalty. According to the tabloids, it’s a heartfelt, and pricey, gift from fellow Destiny Child’er Kelly Rowland.

Wait do we even know the gender of Bey-Z’s baby yet? If not, Kelly’s jumping to conclusions. Though I secretly wish for baby Jay to be an adorable gay baby, not just because of the hilarious contrast he’d have with his uber-gangster daddy , but because you know he’s gonna have a better shoe collection than Beyonce when he grows up.

So aside from being an extraordinarily talented fetus that can hit both high notes and rap in iambic pentameter, he’s gonna be soaking in crystals.

Image via Popcrunch.

Sneaky Sneaky: Guy Kisses Unsuspecting Hooters Girls

I am particularly fond of Kiss #4.

“OH NO!”

 

Seen at break. Via GugNation.

DAS IT! You Go Maurica Rodriguez, You Fine Ass Ho

Still unsure why there’s only like 200K views on this hilarious video but whatever that just means there’s millions of you out there who can and will appreciate this.

Speaking of, I need to find me a classy bitch, someone who can take me to SOHO and shit. Holy shii-

Shout out to ditchfilms.