What’s drugs my dealer? Whats tubs my bieber? Ball so hard.

You’re looking at a $5,200 Swarovski crystal-studded bathtub custom-made for hiphop’s royalty. According to the tabloids, it’s a heartfelt, and pricey, gift from fellow Destiny Child’er Kelly Rowland.

Wait do we even know the gender of Bey-Z’s baby yet? If not, Kelly’s jumping to conclusions. Though I secretly wish for baby Jay to be an adorable gay baby, not just because of the hilarious contrast he’d have with his uber-gangster daddy , but because you know he’s gonna have a better shoe collection than Beyonce when he grows up.

So aside from being an extraordinarily talented fetus that can hit both high notes and rap in iambic pentameter, he’s gonna be soaking in crystals.

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