Whoa whoa whoa WHOA WHOA. Burger. King. Delivers.

Okay, they only deliver in 4 locations so far.. but it’s said to expand to 16 locations in DC by the 23rd. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?! WORLD DOMINATION OF FAST FOOD DELIVERY IS STARTING TO HAPPEN! Ladies and gentlemen, this is a big f*cking deal. When you’re hungover that sunday morning you don’t have to leave your apartment to go get your onion rings and whopper.. you can order for delivery- this takes being a fatass to a whole different level.

I guess we have to wait for them to expand into other states but still.. baby steps people, baby steps.