I know my girl just ranted her widdle heart out over here but I just wanted to get this off my chest. I try to give Nicki the benefit of the doubt, I can see what she’s doing. She’s stirring up some controversy and it’s working. Blogs everywhere are throwing in their two cents on the religiously themed fiasco that went on.

Funniest thing to me though was the fact that Drake introduced her and really hyped her set up. Just fawning over her, nearly crying about how talented she is and how much of an honor it was to introduce her. Man up motherfucker! Are you serious?

No…no you can’t be. Because what went down was a sloppy earsplitting mess. First of all, this whole Roman character is the cheesiest alter ego to come out since T.I. came out with that T.I. vs. T.I.P. album (besides Big Shit Poppin’ of course). Hang that shit up Nicki, we won’t miss it.

After Nicki’s show stealing verse on Monster, I expected bigger and better things from her. Emphasis on “better.” But Nicki and her YMCMB camp is only focusing on the “bigger” aspect, wearing more outlandish costumes, talking in more ridiculous accents, and pretty much trying anything for attention. Now while I understand any press is good press, what’s sadder is that you can tell Nicki really really REALLY thought she was about to blow people’s minds with this performance. Like she got out of the dressing room in her Little Red Riding Hood costume and was like, “oh man I’m about to hit them over the head with this one son!” At this point, you know she’s seen all of the negative commentary and she’s going to chalk it up to “being too artistic, or too deep” for the rest of us plebians, but I’m sorry Lady Gaga tried to pull that same shit with us last year and look where she is now:

Ridiculously wealthy and famous. HA!…wait.

Hm. Alright, point taken. Where’s my Pope suit at.