Aha! So there is proper etiquette for thieves after all.

An Indiana man, Keith David, 46, had broken into initially-frightened Ashley Murray’s home yesterday night. After seeing the stranger in her kitchen, Murray shouted at him from a distance:

“I’m like, ‘The police are on their way!’ And he told me, ‘The police already been here,’ closed my window, locked it back up and closed my door and sat in a chair in front of the window until the police came,” Murray said.

But the kicker is that David claimed he thought it was his house, even comfortably cooking up a pan full of chicken and onions in the kitchen when the police arrived. Nothing besides some food items appeared to be stolen. In fact, on further inspection, Murray found out David had folded her clothes and swept the floor:

“He drunk up my orange juice, but it’s cool because he swept up my floor and folded my clothes,” Murray told WNDU.

The only crime this man has committed here is stealing my heart.

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