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> <channel><title>The Fat Brat &#187; RANTS</title> <atom:link href="http://thefatbrat.com/category/rants/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://thefatbrat.com</link> <description>Viral Videos, Music, Celebrity, Rants</description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 20:30:15 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item><title>You are what you drink</title><link>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/05/18/you-are-what-you-drink/</link> <comments>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/05/18/you-are-what-you-drink/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 00:41:46 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>theskinnysnitch</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[RANTS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://thefatbrat.com/?p=2757</guid> <description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure most of you&#8217;ve seen this floating around facebook. This picture shows why most Americans are fat. I&#8217;ve been hating on my people late (not Asians&#8230; but Americans). Not sure if I&#8217;m just friends with a lot of dumb people on facebook, or if there are just a lot of people like that in [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/05/18/you-are-what-you-drink/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Make This Please: McDonald&#8217;s Pretzelnator</title><link>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/05/02/make-this-please-mcdonalds-pretzelnator/</link> <comments>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/05/02/make-this-please-mcdonalds-pretzelnator/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 22:39:19 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>thefatbrat</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[RANTS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[germany mcdonalds pretzel]]></category> <category><![CDATA[mcdonalds pretzelnator]]></category> <category><![CDATA[pretzel mcdonalds]]></category> <category><![CDATA[pretzel mcds]]></category> <category><![CDATA[pretzelnator]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://thefatbrat.com/?p=2599</guid> <description><![CDATA[Yes that is everything you think it is. Ham, beef patty, American and Italian cheese on a bed of fresh (a fool can dream?) crisp lettuce and onions, in between two pretzel buns. If McDonald&#8217;s doesn&#8217;t import this into the US I&#8217;m gonna, well&#8230;hm well I guess I&#8217;ll just be healthy and skinny with little [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/05/02/make-this-please-mcdonalds-pretzelnator/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Kid Learns 23 Languages, Clearly a Superior Human Being</title><link>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/04/23/kid-learns-23-languages-clearly-a-superior-human-being/</link> <comments>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/04/23/kid-learns-23-languages-clearly-a-superior-human-being/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 23:17:11 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>thefatbrat</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[RANTS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[timothy doner]]></category> <category><![CDATA[timothy doner hyperpolyglot]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://thefatbrat.com/?p=2488</guid> <description><![CDATA[16 year old Timothy Doner is not your average high school sophomore. He is what they call a hyperpolyglot and possesses the ability to speak 23 languages. He learned Hebrew after his Bar Mitzvah and then pursued Arabic, which he learned to read fluently after about a week. Since then he&#8217;s had a voracious appetite [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/04/23/kid-learns-23-languages-clearly-a-superior-human-being/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Crazy Mofos Booby Trap Public Park</title><link>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/04/23/crazy-mofos-booby-trap-public-park/</link> <comments>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/04/23/crazy-mofos-booby-trap-public-park/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 20:13:32 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>thefatbrat</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[RANTS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[two guys booby trap public park]]></category> <category><![CDATA[two guys recreate hunger games]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://thefatbrat.com/?p=2483</guid> <description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; Benjamin Steven Rutkowski, age 19 Kai Matthew Christensen, age 21 I mean I know there&#8217;s nothing to do in Utah, but DAMN. These two idiots got arrested for Reckless Endangerment  for setting up a bunch of booby traps at a popular section of a public park. They set up trip wires [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/04/23/crazy-mofos-booby-trap-public-park/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Talking Pineapple Question on State Exam Puzzles Students and Parents</title><link>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/04/20/talking-pineapple-question-on-state-exam-puzzles-students-and-parents/</link> <comments>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/04/20/talking-pineapple-question-on-state-exam-puzzles-students-and-parents/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 22:10:42 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>thefatbrat</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[RANTS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[pineapple question state exam]]></category> <category><![CDATA[talking pineapple question makes parents and students angry]]></category> <category><![CDATA[talking pineapple state exam]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://thefatbrat.com/?p=2455</guid> <description><![CDATA[&#8230; by Analog Weapon A strange narrative about a talking pineapple has parents up in arms. Students came across a confusing and incoherent story in their state exams and the media, teachers, and even some people you wouldn&#8217;t expect have weighed in on the controversy. “The story makes no sense whatsoever. The narrative has no [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/04/20/talking-pineapple-question-on-state-exam-puzzles-students-and-parents/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Kid&#8217;s a Hero: 7th Grader Stops School Bus After Driver Has Heart Attack</title><link>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/04/10/kids-a-hero-7th-grader-stops-school-bus-after-driver-has-heart-attack/</link> <comments>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/04/10/kids-a-hero-7th-grader-stops-school-bus-after-driver-has-heart-attack/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 18:45:10 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>thefatbrat</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[RANTS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[7th grader bus driver has heart attack]]></category> <category><![CDATA[7th grader stops school bus]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://thefatbrat.com/?p=2361</guid> <description><![CDATA[Surprise Lake Middle School seventh-grader (13 year old) Jeremy Wuitschick sprung to action when his schoolbus driver suddenly fell victim to a heart attack. &#8220;I knew something was wrong,&#8221; he said. Wuitschick said he got up and grabbed the wheel, turned the bus toward the side of the road and turned off the ignition. &#8220;It [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/04/10/kids-a-hero-7th-grader-stops-school-bus-after-driver-has-heart-attack/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>WTF: Two 16 Year Old Girls Stab a Cab Driver to Death</title><link>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/04/02/wtf-two-16-year-old-girls-stab-a-cab-driver-to-death/</link> <comments>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/04/02/wtf-two-16-year-old-girls-stab-a-cab-driver-to-death/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 21:50:13 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>thefatbrat</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[RANTS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[16 year old girls murder cab driver]]></category> <category><![CDATA[teenage girls murder cab driver]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://thefatbrat.com/?p=2266</guid> <description><![CDATA[Emily Starnes mugshot Consandra Tyree mugshot Don&#8217;t be fooled by how harmless these girls look. They&#8217;re deceiving. And deadly. These two teenage girls were recently arrested and charged with murder in the 2011 stabbing of a North Carolina cab driver. The cab driver, Williams, was stabbed in his face and throat on August 23, 2011, [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/04/02/wtf-two-16-year-old-girls-stab-a-cab-driver-to-death/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>All Kinds of Awesome: Man Is Saved By a Bear from A Lion Attack</title><link>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/03/29/all-kinds-of-awesome-man-is-saved-by-a-bear-from-a-lion-attack/</link> <comments>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/03/29/all-kinds-of-awesome-man-is-saved-by-a-bear-from-a-lion-attack/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 22:02:39 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>thefatbrat</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[RANTS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bear saves him]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bear saves man from lion]]></category> <category><![CDATA[lion attacks man]]></category> <category><![CDATA[man saved by bear]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://thefatbrat.com/?p=2239</guid> <description><![CDATA[This is kinda like my fantasy - 69 year old Robert Biggs was hiking in the woods of Paradise, California, when suddenly a mountain lion pounced on him, snatching his backpack and badly bruising his arm. He was able to defend himself with a rock pick but things looked pretty grim. Odds of him getting [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/03/29/all-kinds-of-awesome-man-is-saved-by-a-bear-from-a-lion-attack/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Say What: Pat Robertson Supports Marijuana Use Legalization</title><link>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/03/09/say-what-pat-robertson-supports-marijuana-use-legalization/</link> <comments>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/03/09/say-what-pat-robertson-supports-marijuana-use-legalization/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 16:04:48 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>thefatbrat</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[RANTS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[pat robertson pat robertson marijuana]]></category> <category><![CDATA[pat robertson supports marijuna legalization]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://thefatbrat.com/?p=2044</guid> <description><![CDATA[Pat Robertson is one of the most well known evangelical leaders in the United States, and throughout the years has played a prominent position in right wing politics and conservatism. So his latest stance comes, well, slightly unexpected (though welcomed). From the New York Times: “I really believe we should treat marijuana the way we [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/03/09/say-what-pat-robertson-supports-marijuana-use-legalization/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Bird Nest Bed</title><link>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/03/06/bird-nest-bed/</link> <comments>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/03/06/bird-nest-bed/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 15:04:06 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>thefatbrat</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[RANTS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[big bird nest bed]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bird bed]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bird nest bed]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://thefatbrat.com/?p=2029</guid> <description><![CDATA[I never had any childhood desires to sleep like a big bird, but I always wanted to know how to fly. So&#8230;I guess this is the closest I&#8217;m ever going to get to that. Pity. O*EG CreativeGroup came up with this custom bed in three different sizes, the largest being 15 feet across with the [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/03/06/bird-nest-bed/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Mediocre Denver QB takes shots at Mediocre Denver QB</title><link>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/02/21/mediocre-denver-qb-takes-shots-at-mediocre-denver-qb/</link> <comments>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/02/21/mediocre-denver-qb-takes-shots-at-mediocre-denver-qb/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 17:22:37 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>jebronlames</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[RANTS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Brady Quinn]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Jesus]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Tebow]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://thefatbrat.com/?p=2011</guid> <description><![CDATA[Looks like Brady Quinn has finally spoken up about having his chance to be an NFL starter taken from him by God. He&#8217;s actually using the public prayer angle and saying that Tebow is doing this for attention (which although I hate Tebowmania I don&#8217;t believe he&#8217;s doing anything wrong himself). He says he would [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://thefatbrat.com/2012/02/21/mediocre-denver-qb-takes-shots-at-mediocre-denver-qb/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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