If you’re willing to drop $10,010, you can order the Pizza Hut Proposal kit, which includes the following:
- Limo service,
- Ruby engagement ring (because diamonds don’t match with pizza duh!)
- A bouquet of flowers
- A personal fireworks display
- A professional photographer (aka someone from Craigslist)
- A professional videographer (someone with a Macbook)
- and to top it all off, a Pizza Hut $10 Dinner box, which comes with a medium-sized one topping pizza, five breadsticks, and 10 cinnamon sticks.
Really Pizza Hut? ONE topping, you couldn’t add a little more for the groom? If you’re willing to share a lifetime of shame and expect early divorce papers, feel free to plop some money down here at Pizza Hut.
Coming soon – Bar mitzvahs by Domino’s.