wtf (5 posts)

All Sorts of Fucked Up: Marines Piss On Dead Taliban

January 11, 2012 /VIRAL /No Comments
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Warning NSFW. This video captures four US Marines urinating on four Taliban corpses in Afghanistan.

I wish I could say something funny about this but it’d probably be in bad taste so I’ll forego the opportunity.

Via Liveleak.

Didn’t Expect That: Hippies Emerge From Mysterious Hole In The Ground

January 10, 2012 /VIRAL /No Comments
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It’s like a bad State Farm commercial. Like a good neighbor,..hippies? I asked for James Franco! Oh there he is at :50.

Via the Hot Glove. Youtube WhatsinaHole.

This Reporter’s Scream Is A Bit Unusual

January 7, 2012 /VIRAL /No Comments
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Even 23 seconds nowadays is too long for me to sit still and watch something but that unexpected banshee war cry in the last few seconds made it all worth it. If that’s how she reacts to a few seconds on the slide, I can’t imagine the full blown chaos she must wreak on a whole playground.

Kinda made my head ring though which is unfortunate with this shitty hangover. Those hungover should avoid.

Via iMacPan. Seen at reddit.

NYC’s Big Rat Problem

January 6, 2012 /RANTS /No Comments
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According to the Huff, Foot Locker employees encountered this mammoth of a rodent at their Fordham Road location.

Now I actually don’t mind rats, mice, tooo much. They’re not the cutest bunch, and that wiry tail…that tail…is not the most pleasant looking appendage of course, but I can stomach them. You see them rummaging around garbage on the subway tracks and though it’d be much cooler to see them get ran over by the local 6, they don’t bother anyone. I don’t flail my arms and scream like that demon mom from The Devil Inside commercials (see: girlfriend). I rationalize it: after all, they’re better than bugs. I loathe bugs.

But this big fucker? Aw hell no. I’m a big Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan myself but I’m not trying to tussle with Splinter’s dusty ass.

 

Via the Huffington Post. Photo credit to @Mahogany.

Maybe Next Time: Man Tries Using $1,000,000 Dollar Bill at Walmart

January 6, 2012 /RANTS /No Comments
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Monopoly Money

Monopoly Money by FreddieBrown

You know times are hard when you have to resort to this. Walmart? They got discounts on top of discounts over there. Last time I went to Walmart to shop, I got away with a fancy schmancy state of the art alarm system, a kiddie swimming pool, two microwave ovens (you never know when you gon need another one-so keep a spare, remember that) and a box of honey pretzel sticks I still haven’t finished yet…all for $40!

I would’ve loved to see the cashier’s face when the old guy handed over his million dollar fortune. She was probably as enthusiastic as the guy who dresses up your Subway footlong. Me? If I were the cashier, I would’ve taken it. Taken that shit to Target, where the REAL GOOD stuff’s at.

Seen over at MSNBC.